Box Breathing for the Chronically Online
Four counts in, four held, four out, four empty. A square to stand on when the feed won't stop moving. Taught by an ex-line cook who understands rush hours.
Soma · A breathwork & rest studio · Echo Park, Los Angeles
Fifty-minute classes in breathing, resting, and being a person again. No mirrors, no metrics, no burn. Just warm floors, wool blankets, and the one exercise you were born knowing.
Philosophy
Every studio in this city wants to optimize you. We would like to unsubscribe you. SOMA was built on a suspicion that most of us don't need another practice to master — we need permission to stop mastering things.
So our rooms are warm and dim. Phones sleep in a wool basket by the door. Nobody counts your streak, because there is no streak. There is only the next breath, which — good news — your body has already started without you.
"You've been breathing your whole life. Come do it on purpose for fifty minutes."
We teach slow physiology, not performance. Down-regulation, long exhales, real rest. The kind of work that looks, from the outside, like nothing at all. Doing less, better — that's the whole method.
Classes
Every class ends in silence and starts with tea. Mats, blankets, and bolsters live here so you don't have to carry anything but yourself.
Four counts in, four held, four out, four empty. A square to stand on when the feed won't stop moving. Taught by an ex-line cook who understands rush hours.
An evening class built around one idea: the exhale is where the day lets go of you. Candlelit, slow, and over before you're ready for it to be.
Guided rest under weighted wool. Not a nap, but nobody will check. Forty-five minutes of doing the thing your calendar has been protecting you from.
Five and a half breaths a minute — the rhythm your heart has been requesting for years. Gentle pacing work with a physiologist who adores your vagus nerve.
Fundamentals, for people who suspect they've been breathing wrong since 2009. You haven't. Mostly. Come find out what your ribs are for.
Seventy-five unhurried minutes: breath, rest, tea, and nowhere to be. The week can wait in the car. It always does.
Teachers
Founder
Fifteen years of teaching people to stop trying so hard. Voice like a dimmer switch.
Box breathing
Former line cook. Teaches breath like mise en place — everything in its place, including you.
Rest & NSDR
Runs Lying Down Club. Believes rest is a skill, not a reward for finishing everything.
Coherence
Physiologist. Will explain your nervous system until you're on speaking terms with it.
Schedule
| Day | 7:30 AM | 12:15 PM | 6:30 PM |
|---|---|---|---|
| Monday | First Breath | Box Breathing | The Long Exhale |
| Tuesday | Coherence, Slowly | Lying Down Club | Box Breathing |
| Wednesday | First Breath | Box Breathing | The Long Exhale |
| Thursday | Coherence, Slowly | Lying Down Club | The Long Exhale |
| Friday | First Breath | Box Breathing | Lying Down Club |
| Saturday | Coherence, Slowly | The Long Exhale | rest |
| Sunday | rest | The Sunday Sit | rest |
Doors open fifteen minutes early, and there's tea after every class. Drop in, or hold a mat with any membership — classes cap at fourteen people. The room prefers it that way.
Membership
$28 / class
$110 / month
$185 / month
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